Tuesday, August 12, 2008

TINY TALK TUESDAY---MORE BATHROOM HUMOR


I TOOK ANDREW TO THE DENTIST LAST FRIDAY. WE WEREN'T ABLE TO GET A VERY THOROUGH EXAM LAST TIME SINCE HE WAS VERY NERVOUS...AND ABSOLUTELY NO X-RAYS. HE WAITED IN A LITTLE CHAIR WHILE THE DENTAL HYGIENIST CLEANED MY TEETH THIS TIME. WE THOUGH THAT HE MAY BE LESS APPREHENSIVE IF HE SAW ME HAVING MY TEETH CLEANED FIRST. IT WORKED BECAUSE HE WAS SUPER RELAXED. HE JUST KEPT TALKING TO THE HYGIENIST AND TELLING HER ALL ABOUT HIS HOT WHEELS, POWER WHEELS CAR, HIS NEW DOG, SADIE. YOU NAME IT, HE TOLD HER ABOUT IT. WHEN SHE WAS FINISHED CLEANING HIS TEETH, THE NEW DENTIST IN THE OFFICE CAME IN TO LOOK AT A LITTLE SPOT ON HIS TOOTH...A TINY LITTLE CAVITY :-(. SHE WAS TALKING TO HIM AND REINFORCING TO LET ME HELP HIM BRUSH AFTER HE BRUSHED. SHE SAID, "WHEN MOMMY COMES IN THE BATHROOM, LET HER HELP YOU BRUSH OUT THE SUGAR BUGS" ANDREW SAID, "WHEN DADDY IS IN THE BATHROOM, HE PLAYS CELL PHONE GAMES" THE TWO LADIES JUST LOOKED AT HIM AND POLITELY MOVED THE CONVERSATION FORWARD...I LAUGHED. HEY, SOME GUYS READ THE PAPER, OTHERS PLAY SOLITAIRE ON THEIR CELL PHONE. I'M SURE MARK APPRECIATES THE HYGIENIST AND NEW DENTIST KNOWING HIS PREFERENCE.

SEE WHAT THE OTHER TINY ONES HAVE SURPRISED US WITH ON MARY'S BLOG.

5 comments:

Amy said...

That is too funny!

Tammy said...

Well, I bet not everyone knows that daddy also likes to buy fake cameras off of ebay and pretend that he is taping everyone when they go the bathroom either....Let me shed a little light on that one....I was the brunt of a joke....Mark bought a plastic fake camera off of ebay just to play a joke on me....almost had me in tears as he was in tears laughing so hard....but I will never forget that he had a little help in Kimi....his accomplice....I always thought Amy that you were inocent until you called me Sonny today....what I had one little celebrity look a like and they said I matched up with Sonnny Bono and now I am teased....did Mark or better yet, KIM put you up to that? I know you have to be innocent, just like the MOLE!!!!

Much Love and Teasing,
Tammy

Mary@notbefore7 said...

LOL at Tammy. Is it the apps on the iphone he plays with or just games on his cell? LOL. My brother is constantly talking about the apps on his iphone :) I have yet to download some for my camera.

Gotta love the honesty of kids...so cute!

Happy TTT!

The Mrs. said...

Hysterical! I love how kids tell everyone EVERYTHING!

Kimi said...

You never know what KangaROO is going to say...That boy is a HOOT!

Love ya,
Kimi

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