Mason has learned many things from his responsibility to take care of his dog, Sadie. He has the primary chore of making sure Sadie gets taken outside frequently. Needless to say, he spends quite a bit of time waiting for her to do her "business" outside. I guess this quiet time gives opportunity for deep thought because tonight while I was tucking Mason in at bedtime he shared some of his revelations with me.
Sadie laid her head on the edge of his bed waiting for a pat on the head. Mason leaned over to pet her and she started smacking her jowls and licking her lips. The conversation went like this:
Mason: "Sadie licks everything"
Mom: "I guess dogs just do that"
Mason: "Do you know how God made dogs different from people?"
Mom: "They have 4 legs."
Mason: "Besides that...their bottoms don't itch if they don't wipe good, well, they can't wipe... and their lips don't get chapped."
Good observation son. All true, disgusting, but true. How do you top that? He was totally serious. I CRACKED UP LAUGHING and made him laugh. Good night son.
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