More funny conversations with our crazy boys. Beware...slighty off color bathroom humor below.
...as I am wiping the ice cream off his face as we leave DQ and he gets a piece of napkin in his mouth.
ANDREW:Mom, what would happen if i eat a napkin?
MOM: I guess it would just taste bad.
ANDREW: Would I poop a napkin?
MOM: I guess you would.
ANDREW: Would I still need to wipe my booty?
CAN YOU TELL WE ARE WORKING ON MASTERING THAT SKILL? I don't even want to go there!
Mason and I were discussing his school work one afternoon and it went something like this:
MOM: That will be a piece of cake.
MASON: What does that mean?
MOM: Oh, it is just something people say when they mean something will be easy.
MASON: I know, but what does it mean?
MOM: I really don't know, that is a good question. It is just a silly thing people say.
MASON: People are crazy these days.
That Mason is always acting older than his years. That sounds like something his grandpa would say!
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4 comments:
That's so funny! 'Would I still need to wipe my booty?' Clever. And really, what's funnier than bathroom humor?!
BWA HA HAHAHAHA...that was so funny about eating a napkin. Where do they get this stuff?
Yeah...never thought about it, but "piece of cake" is kinda odd, huh?
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That is so funny. I may have to do one of those posts with all of the Austinisms I have saved up and I could add several from Chandler!!
How funny! You never know what they might say sometimes! haha
Yes I did use the soften feature on the pic, Im learning and having fun with my paintshop classes. I have only just begun. I still have about 100 lessons to go, so hopefully I will learn a lot with 125 total lessons!And its FREE!!!
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